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  • i’m sitting next to a hamsap fellow in class doing nothing.. rotting~ FML

    February 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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  • that chick at the financial services counter is so hot. damn hot. FML

    February 9, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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    • CycloneJoker 4:44 pm on February 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I second that!

      lets run a check to see whether great minds think alike.. who is it? name? :)

  • All the retards in the ruling political party of Malaysia (Babi Najis) have succeeded in officially STEALING PERAK with their kangaroo federal court and “impartial judges”. FMalaysia’sL

    February 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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  • I just found out about this site. Damn there’s a lot of shit going on in here. MLuckIGood

    February 9, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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    • CycloneJoker 3:14 pm on February 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      then come here more often! share your shit too if you have any! ><

  • I need to watch some incest porn but my mom isn’t pleased coz she only allows straight porn. FML

    February 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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  • I really like this girl and I wish I can tell her my feelings but she already had a bf. FML

    February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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  • Today, I accidentally touch my lecturer’s crotch. He’s gay but I’m not. FML

    February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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  • I am rushing my 20% assignment which is due today till an email of porn links came from a friend. Seems like that I have to ‘create’ another funeral to attend as an excuse to my lecturer. My brother ‘died’ last week. FML

    February 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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  • My girlfriend’s mom came by today and she(mom) was effing HOT! We were having lunch together moments ago and my girlfriend caught me starring at her mom’s boobs. FML

    February 4, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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    • CycloneJoker 2:30 pm on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      strike one for the MILF and future double banger identified!!

  • I slept with my hot CIMP lecturer the night before the big exam. In the end, I ended up failing the paper. FML.

    February 4, 2010 | 9 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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    • CycloneJoker 10:39 am on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Liar… proof or othewise quit slandering.. at least give us the surname of this hot lecturer.. =.=

      • Anonymous 5:02 am on February 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        His name is Plouffe. He’s such a jerk now.

      • samantha 5:03 am on February 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        his name is plouffe. he’a a jerk.

    • bitch 12:09 pm on February 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      and how did that happen?

    • Anonymous 2:24 pm on February 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      he’s married u bitches.

      • samantha 3:10 am on February 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        we had a really great chat in families class. then i asked for his number. i called him for some clarifications for my revision. he said he could come over to my condo and we did it.

        • CycloneJoker 10:25 pm on February 8, 2010 Permalink

          U r lying.. if you can, prove it, since you seem like someone with a vendetta against him you should have some sort of “proof”.. otherwise, this is all baseless accusation intended to hurt and smear his name.. infact, I even doubt Ur name to be really samantha.. good that he actually failed someone like U.. SHAMELESS WHORE =.=

      • samantha 3:11 am on February 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        i dont know if he is married now. but that was 2 years ago. i think that was when he was still dating a cimp lecturer.

    • annoyed 1:18 pm on February 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      how is all this happen??

  • Today, I decided to take a leak in the cubicle and sang ‘Meet Me Halfway’ by you know who duh~ then suddenly, I heard someone from outside the toilet screaming, ask me to STFU! I’m still inside this cubicle too shy to come out. FML

    February 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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  • A random dude from Sunway add me up on facebook , later then chat with me and asked if we could arrange a ‘meeting’. FML

    February 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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  • SUC sucks. 3 times they had to to blame me for stealing the desktop mouse and the win part is that I get to fuck them up 5 times when I hacked into their security feeds and put porn in it. FML and MLIG

    February 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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  • Computer Science test is tomorrow and I have not studied a single shit and yet I’m here reading Sunway FML. FML

    February 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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  • Today, I borrowed a laptop from my geek friend and was surprised over his browser that the most visited website is my blog page. FML

    February 3, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share
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    • satan 2:27 am on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      gayyy! itugheysiapa.jpg

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