Today, I learned an important lesson from a gay friend; never talk to a girl when you have a ripe pimple which is about to burst right from your face. FML
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Today, I tripped over the old lady in the wheelchair at the college side gate and she blame it on me when IT WAS HER FAULT! FML.
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My mom’s cooking taste worse than my boyfriend’s lips.
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I’m sick of people asking me the same question each time I finish ECE’s quiz. “How was it?” . FML
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A guy offered me a one time opportunity to slap him right in his face but the catch is that he would have to call me FAT and UGLY. FML
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There’s gonna be a GLEE club at Sunway? FML
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My girlfriend would only kiss me if I buy her tic tacs. She likes orange flavor. MLIG
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I planned a date with a total female stranger online, only to find out that the stranger… is my wife. FML
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My a** hole feels a little bit wider today, so I thought it’d be soundless while farting in Audi 7. I was wrong. FML
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LITRAK is stupid. They opened a lane on the opposite side heading to Sunway during after work hours because they think that will alleviate the jam. Instead the jam was worse than ever. FTL
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I watched Gundam Unicorn’s 1st episode and then I got wind that it has 6 episodes and it’s gonna take 3 years to finish. FML
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heya niggaz, im just coming to tell you that ranting on life isnt good for you. everybody have bad times but they just shut up and goes on. be positive and try to stay ahead. FYFL
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I wanted to join the Chicken Test and win some cash but the amount they offer is so little!! FML
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i finally got this one chick to go clubbing with me last night and she got so wasted on chivas she puked on my shirt. FML!!
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I think I have bird flu because I’m being a cock. FML
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Anons
lol, who do you think populate lyn forum?
chinese boy with no life. cannot even leave their precious forum for 1 second. thats why this kind of people failed in life. true story
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Mr Z. 2:34 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink |
Dude, this site is all about venting ur frustrations and most importantly its just for fun. so if ur not here to share ur crazy or whatever stories, just leave man. if we wanted advice on life like stay positive and all that nonsense, we will look for Oprah. We’re just in here to have a good laugh.