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• Today, I was on Facebook trying to look at the girl I like profile. Instead of typing her name into the search box, I typed it as my status and pressed enter. I was on my phone so I couldn’t delete it. FML

  March 30, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +23 / -1

   

  • el 10:58 pm on April 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    this was a real fml posted before. ==

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• Today, I didn’t wear undies to school and while I was eating at the cafeteria, this hot chick sitting next to me,  spilled her lemonade on my pants. I wanted to act cool because I was already boning up but she wanted to help so bad that I have to stand up and that’s when she and almost everyone at the cafeteria saw the shape of my penis’s head. FML

  January 20, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I was watching porn on my laptop at the library today, with my headphones on. Then suddenly, my arm knocked the headphone’s cable off by accident and the sound of the bitch in that porn screaming for pleasure, went stereo in the library. FML

  December 21, 2009 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +18 / -2

   

  • Anonymous 2:49 pm on December 22, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    classic man!

  • Anonymous 2:03 pm on December 23, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    HAHAHAHAHAHHA OMFG

  • Anonymous 10:05 pm on December 26, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    This is epic man!! XDD

  • Anonymous 4:00 pm on January 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    When you watch porn and get shit for it, don’t complain. Serves you right!

  • Anonymous 2:49 pm on July 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    youre a cunt. nuff said

• I was watching porn in multiple tabs on my browser when my dad, IM’ed me to send him the link to his company’s new website. I sent him the link from one of the porn I was watching. FML

  December 30, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +15 / -0

   

  • Anonymous 3:57 pm on January 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Serves you right.

• Guess what, I got accepted into Sunway College. FML

  January 19, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +14 / -2

   

  • Anonymous 1:28 pm on January 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • Anonymous 8:36 pm on January 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    AHAHAHAHAH ^win

• My internet connection is very slow and it keeps disconnecting now and then. I viewed my Wireless Internet Connection and saw a network named “Yup, I’m hacking your wifi”. with a smiley at the end. FML

  December 11, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I ‘made out with’ my boyfriend using ‘Superpoke’ on Facebook, only to realize that I had clicked ‘Superpoke all’. I have now ‘made out with’ all 700 people on my list. FML

  December 6, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +13 / -1

   

• Sometimes, I used to control my fart for a very long time…and then let it go when no one’s around…today, one hot chick heard and saw. FML

  November 18, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, i was so sleepy in class i couldnt take it , i told the lecturer i wanted to go and wash my face when i ended up sleeping in the toilet . FML

  April 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I bring my umbrella to campus everyday without fail and today when I left it at home, it rained like a motherfucker. FML

  April 28, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I wrote ‘FML’ at the end of my English essay. FML

  November 16, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• If 2012 would be the end of the world, I would have wasted 18 years studying by then. FML

  December 5, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +10 / -0

   

• The mamak waiter at Medan spilled my limau ais, on my lap making it seemed like I just pee’d in my pants. FML

  January 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +10 / -0

   

• Today, while driving, I slammed on my brakes to avoid hitting a dog. Then a lorry behind me couldn’t stop in time and hit me. Now my car is totaled. But on the bright side, the dog lived. FML

  March 30, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +12 / -2

   

• Keep spotting pretty girls. not knowing how to approach. FML

  April 26, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +10 / -0

   

  • sad 1:19 pm on May 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    keep spotting pretty girls. cant approach.